Coversations with Death
Didn’t think
I’d make it
Through the night
Deaths been sitting
By my bed
Telling me stories
Of the good ol’ days
I wondered
About those days
Listening
To the tales
Not seeing deviation
From the present
Death enjoys
The weaving’s
He likes to use his hands
When he speaks
You’d think
He was Italian
Maybe a New York Jew
Always ends a line with
“Ya know what I’m sayin’ ?”
It seems
Deaths favorite
Take down moves
Are with
Star crossed lovers
And megalomaniacs
I asked…
“So what, There’s nothing
Special about John Q. Public?”
Death bummed a smoke
Shrugged his shoulders
“There’s just no drama.
Ya know what I’m sayin’?”
So I asked…
“Assassinations?”
“Too much press.”
“Suicides?”
“Too depressing.”
“Genocide?”
“Too much work”
It dawned on me
Death was bored
His bus driver job
Had it’s limitations
I sat up in bed
And lit a cig myself
Just me and Death
Sharing a smoke
Finally I got up
To make something to eat
Death followed
Standing over me
While I stirred the sauce
We sat around
Eating pasta
Playing Scrabble at 3am
He laid down….Necrosis
I played…Cessation
He played…Termination
I dug in with…Casualty
He stopped
And accused me
Of cheating
“Now how could I cheat Death?”
I said through the side
Of my mouth
Cigarette dangling
He said “Fagetaboutit”
And twirled his pasta
With a spoon
Thinking my question
Was rhetorical
~ by bindo on November 9, 2009.
Posted in Poetry
Tags: death, loss, questions, thoughts, life, cigarettes, Italians, words, love, jobs, stories, boredom, jews, laughs, humor, New york, conversations, slang, drama, talking, bus drivers, scrabble, late nights, pasta, cheating, excitement, nights, rhetoric, John Q. Public


Delightful. Clever and subtle.
Thanks mucho!
This made me smile, Bindo. I’m not sure if that was the intended reading, but I liked this one very much.
I’m glad you liked it Paul..If it made you smile, then that was the intention.
OMG…death a NYC Jew. Hilarious, especially the dangling ciggy talking to death. What a riot! This definitely deserves a shout out.
Thanks Sara, shout away!
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Wow, Bindo! I love the anthropomorphism you’ve used to describe death.
Thanks man…Somehow you got lost so Im putting you back on my links page…
Good to see you, Ill be by for a read later.